Armrest Ass

A person with whom you are not acquainted who sits directly next to you in a movie theater, play theater, or other public place along these lines. They then have the audacity to stretch their arm out onto what was once your armrest, creating any incredibly uncomfortable and unenjoyable movie-going experience.

"I was super pumped to watch the new Harry Potter movie, but this armrest ass pretty much ruined it for me.

by DaFerginator November 23, 2010

ass-sucker

a person that sees an ass and sucks it!!!

Stan: "Cartman your such an ass-sucker !''

Cartman:''what the hell is an ass-sucker?''

Stan: "you see and ass and you suck it!"

by kit.T93 May 15, 2010

de-ass

To exit a place or situation very quickly so things wont go badly.

"dude, when that girls boyfriend came home early, i had to de-ass the house!!"

by ninja foot 28 May 8, 2009

ass wrapper

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.

John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.

by Coach P July 13, 2006

wing ass

A savage fart smelling of bad blue cheese after a night of eating wings.

after having a night at Bazookas my friend had some devastating "wing ass"

by Electric Lettuce September 7, 2008

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005

Ass Crackwhore

A woman with a tattoo on the small of her back, aka tramp stamp, signifying she is of a higher sexual experience, and also most likely under the use of drugs do to the hideousness of her face, and/or her body. Usually of a lower intelligence, and sometimes borderline retarded.

I was totally about to mack on some girl, when i saw the tattoo on the small of her back, and realized she was a major ass crackwhore.

by Casey Llewoh November 30, 2007