2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin'

When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse

He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"

by Thal July 12, 2014

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

push my knees im just not wet yet

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot

ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!

by davis flowers September 18, 2006

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

friendly wet willy

A wet willy but in the Butt

A friendly wet Willy is not gay as long as it’s friendly

by The Keb June 1, 2019

Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023

Wet Like Philosophy

Wet Like Philosophy

Wet Like Philosophy

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025