Fragadelphia Speedball

A healthy drag of any THC cartridge paired with a delicious white Monster

Brandon was playing ranked with the boys and needed to hone his game after throwing, pulled out the Fragadelphia Speedball and clutched up for the win.

Fragadelphia Speedball by littlestGill March 15, 2026

High Speed Lead Therapy

Getting shot by a bullet

The police provided high speed lead therapy to the drug dealers

High Speed Lead Therapy by onecoolpa April 6, 2026

scientology speedrun

A 2026 TikTok trend where people typically wearing Ray-Ban Meta smartglasses or using their mobile phone record themselves entering the scientology office buildings in Los Angeles and attempting to go as far as they can into the secretive areas until they are forcefully kicked out, posting their efforts onto the platform. The trend has also involved the creation of a map of the buildings' interiors.

bro have you seen those scientology speedruns that these kids are doing

scientology speedrun by Obiii April 26, 2026

Scientology Speedrun

A 2026 trend in which a group of people break into the Scientology headquarters and try to make it the farthest into the building as they can before being forcefully removed by security. The trend has become so widespread that the door handles on the outside doors of the Scientology building have been removed in an attempt to prevent people entering

Me and my friends are joining this massive group to do a Scientology Speedrun

Scientology Speedrun by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink April 28, 2026

High Speed

A high-speed chase occurs when police officers pursue a vehicle whose driver is attempting to evade arrest, often traveling at speeds that pose significant danger to the public, the suspect, and the officers involved. These pursuits are typically initiated when a suspect is suspected of committing a serious offense, though they can sometimes begin over traffic violations.

IM BOUTTA TAKE THE JOHNNYS ON A HIGH SPEED!

High Speed by ILOVEMYVARRIO April 30, 2026

Jobless Speed

Godspeed isn’t fast enough. God waits for the perfect moment. Your jobless friend replies instantly.

Godspeed takes faith. Jobless speed takes zero responsibilities

“I tested him. Sent a text at 4 AM.”
“And?”
“He replied ‘you up?’ instantly.”
“Yeah nah, that’s not human. That’s jobless speed.”

Jobless Speed by Ava626 May 6, 2026

French Speed Eating

When you swallow as many clumps of anal lubricant gel you can before dying or throwing up

J: “Dude, you know how dangerous French Speed Eating is?”
D: “You only live twice!”

French Speed Eating by Cockashit May 28, 2026