dead guy on a stick

Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.
Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'
by Kevin the Mage March 13, 2008
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All Four Sticks

Not only is she a butterface but she's also got a flabby body, a shitty personality, and a really, REALLY bad case of b.o.. i.e.- the other three sticks of butter in the box.
Brad: Yo did you see LaShonda at the movies last night?
Keith: See her? I could smell her first! Man, she is definitely all four sticks!
by PeterGammonsLuvChild May 26, 2005
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your mom on a stick

your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....
me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!
by joe/ jake wismann January 30, 2008
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Anal pritt stick

When someone intentionally proplapses their anus and uses the now dangling anus to provide sexual pleasure to their partner by rubbing it in a "pritt stick motion" on their genitals
Cameron desperately wanted to try the anal pritt stick and who was I to deny him it ?
by Dr daddy January 30, 2018
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shit up a stick

To perform a very difficult or precarious task.
"Shit up a stick! My wife wants these 10,000 Christmas lights hung by tomorrow."
by siamesersgp December 20, 2011
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Mexican Torture Stick

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011
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Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.
i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before
by slick1man June 05, 2009
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