April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

by GaY_shit October 18, 2019

April

A month bitch. If you were born in this month your probably an Aries so that mean your fierce and impulsive.now go away pls

Mr.brown-kk so now tell me when you were born

Me-on my birthd- I mean April sir

by Dftgvyvbjbb June 30, 2020

april 11th

Mcyt Dreamwastaken is an idiot day

“what’s today”?
“April 11th”
“oh, it’s dream is an idiot day”

by ifuckedyourdadhard April 11, 2021

April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

April 27th

April 27th Is national drag a h0e day

April 27th Is a day where if anyone plays with your drag them. Don’t hesitate to pop off and do it to them.

by @jalidadon November 26, 2023

Tuesday, April 11 2023

National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day

“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023

by Flabbyab April 11, 2023

April 29th

April 29th is national makeout with your bf/gf day so do it

Gf: wanna makeout it’s april 29th

Bf: fuck yea!

by A lifesaver 🫶🏻 April 27, 2022