A boy who thinks he knows it all. He will touch himself to the thought of grown old menespecially dudes who go by John.
girl 1: do you see that a fucker named levi over there? he is lookingscrumptious!
girl 2: girl dont go for him!! he likes hairy horny men specifically named john
A cavalry rider who is so inexplicably good the only rational conclusion is that they fuck their horse and it makes them both preform better and killing me/