Doing a Cummings

Interpreting rules to meet ones wishes

Doing a Cummings is breaking lockdown guidance because I fancy a trip to see my family for the it will benefit my son's mental health.

by Angry mamma May 27, 2020

Cum Canyon

A man that is dedicated to being in love with semen/cum so much that they can fill up a canyon.

"Man, that John is such a cum canyon, he drinks it all the time."

by Dartgnan July 21, 2020

CUM GUZZLER

A slutty whore who will stop at nothing to suck cock and swallow all the cum

Beth was being a cum guzzler at the party last night

by Cum guzzler 73 July 30, 2020

Cum warmer

A girl that’s only good for taking a load of cum. Sometimes keeping it warm for the next guy as lube.

Had a threesome with that slut and her boyfriend. She’s just a cum warmer for the second act.

by Masternuke04 August 10, 2020

Cum Tackle

When she said she don't want that cum but you give her the good ol Cum Tackle and give it to her anyway.

Guy: "Baby I know you want my cum."
Girl: "No I don't! Leave me alone!"
(Guy cum tackles the girl)

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

cum soccer

The act of cumming on a marble and kicking into a females pussy

Person 1: dude what are you doing
Person 2: setting up for cum soccer

by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020

The Cummings effect

The Cummings effect is when someone in power does something fucking stupid and then a load of stupid people do the same thing justifying it because someone in power has done it

One of our teachers got caught sticking wotsits up his arse to 'relieve indigestion' and now the cummings effect means everytime the special kid farts all I can smell is cheesy wotsits

by Fuckthegoverment June 27, 2020