blowjob queen 

Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.

1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.

blowjob queen by tman September 15, 2004

Fattie Blowjob 

A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.

Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"

Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"

Fattie Blowjob by Condog4 September 6, 2009

On the blower 

An Australian term used to describe speaking on the telephone

Phone rings
Bloke answers and calls to wife
Bloke: "hey Sheila! Marge is on the blower"
Sheila: "comin' mate!"

On the blower by Staar Guitar May 2, 2014

blown face 

A face of disbelief or shock, where someone points to their face and keeps a straight or distraught face.

Sam: I just got abducted by aliens.
Sean: *blown face*

blown face by BlownFace October 3, 2007

Birthday Blowjob 

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.

I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!

Birthday Blowjob by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010

colorado blowjob 

while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.

"hey jeff, i got a colorado blowjob from my jeep yesterday!"
"oh kareoka"

colorado blowjob by Beefy McSctruggenoff May 26, 2010

emo blows 

1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.

2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.

3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.

1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"

2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.

emo blows by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007