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greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.
Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!
by John Smith January 15, 2004
mugGet the greasy peanut buttermug.

Butter my gutter

Phrase used by homosexuals who want a botty basting; this type of butter is an ingredient in a shithole shandy.
by Ian Chode June 11, 2003
mugGet the Butter my guttermug.

doo doo butter

Lincoln log-tinged sweat, harvested from the anal crevices of the obese.
Between Delta Burke and Mario Batali, you could scrape up enough doo doo butter to deep-fry Oprah Winey.
by Cousin Buzzin' September 17, 2008
mugGet the doo doo buttermug.

peanut butter suprise

spread peanut butter on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass; after ejaculation, force the girl to suck everything off the cock.
(optional) lick the Peanut Butter out of the girls ass.
Samantha wanted a snack so I gave her a Peanut Butter Suprise (PBS).
by Bobby Malone October 30, 2007
mugGet the peanut butter suprisemug.

Chocolate in the peanut butter

In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.

Usage outside of the bedroom:

Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
by logicmoo January 16, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate in the peanut buttermug.

Peanut butter fuck

When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”

“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
by Ben. G. September 22, 2019
mugGet the Peanut butter fuckmug.

Buttered Potatoes

When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD
Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^
by EmmiieAppleGoreRawrFace December 30, 2009
mugGet the Buttered Potatoesmug.

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