cheese dong

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.

How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.

by maxfalco August 28, 2006

fetta cheesed

To have a sweaty gouch(area between your asshole and and your nutsack). Then when it dries up you get this flakey skin thats salty and yellow. Then you rub your gouch with your hand over someone's face when there sleeping. So that it flakes in their mouth. You can also do this when your eating dinner and your friend leaves the room. You crawl up on that table. Drop your pants and fetta cheese all up on their food.

Ex.1
Friend 1: You wanna go to that italian place tonight?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm pretty full from being fetta cheesed.
Ex.2
Friend 1:(wakes up to being fetta cheesed)What the fuck are you doing?
Friend 2: Your being fetta cheesed bitch.(fart!!)

by Dan ,and Derek wilson December 14, 2006

cheese bomb

The act of balling up a fistful of blue cheese, and shoving it up a females vagina. Then proceeding to sew it shut.

I totally cheese bombed this bitch the other day!!!!!

by cheese bomber January 17, 2011

cheese fist

To fist with cheese.

Cheese fist: To consume 21 jagermeisters, carve a fist from cheese (your favourite flavour) then abusively fist someone...probably that you dont like...

by Dilate June 20, 2008

nob cheese

Someone who doesn't clean themself enough and leaks yellow substance from there penis, known as nob cheese.

A coomon know person with this is Sam Wilson

by Follower May 2, 2003

Dick Cheese

The act of jacking off and not cleaning the jizz off your dick leaving Dick Cheese

Mason: Dude my dick cheese smells bad

Elliott: No Shit

by chubbychaser37 November 15, 2010

cheese boy

n The sexiest teenage man.

"You're dead Da Vinci!"
"You know, I am the sexiest man!"

by CheeseBoy69 October 11, 2003