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tugging the one eyed snake 

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masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.
Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
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the O • The OC • The One • the office • The Offspring • the octopus • The One That Got Away • The Oreo • the other • The Other White Meat

Where the ocean's at 

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To do someone a massive favor or service, specifically in an area the person is unfamiliar with and liable to be screwed over trying.
A: is the music industry really that hard to be successful in?
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.
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Rub The Otter 

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It is an argentinian expression which is known as "acariciar la nutria", the meaning of this can be related to jerking of as a crazy motherfucker
"When I get home I'm going to rub the otter SO hard"
Rub The Otter by ThyYisus November 6, 2016
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Serve the Onion 

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To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.
Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy
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Taunt the one-eyed weasel 

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Euphemism for masturbation.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
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spread the onion 

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To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.
"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"
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