Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"

me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR

by zoo pal luver September 22, 2018

Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick

Dude my weiner hair is out of control

by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Two lines in hair

To indicate ones acceptance to take intercourse in the anus.

See those two lines in hair ? That dude fucks but he fucks dudes!

by Big head lg February 5, 2021

Hair Pie

Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie

He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie

by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 26, 2011

hair brush

It is a hair brush to brush your ugly terrible hair!

Pass me the hair brush!

by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022