by MoManTheG August 24, 2017
Get the brain kidsmug. "yo those are some nice shoes!! where'd you buy em"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"
by yourmomsbdussy October 4, 2022
Get the Brain Spillmug. People with FiveM Brain:
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
Get the FiveM Brain PT 2mug. Going on and on like a bloodstain phrase written by Marianne Faithful. Rambling so much you empty the contents of another person
by Dgnflyinca August 27, 2018
Get the Brain drainmug. Jim Bob told me I was a democrat because i spoke up against President Trump. He must have a Trumper brain.
by Jimmy Cracker September 6, 2019
Get the trumper brainmug. Giving brain and head means that some is having Head and getting knowledge for example a teacher has sex with one student one day they give head next day knowledge.
Guy1: Have you heard of Brian he go brain and head with the oldest teacher
Guy2: NO WAY DUDE!!!
Guy1: LOL
Guy2: NO WAY DUDE!!!
Guy1: LOL
by zedukyt August 5, 2018
Get the Brain and Headmug. by realbrian September 12, 2019
Get the limp brainmug.