Pull A Monkey

To act before reading instructions, causing organized plans to be ruined.

I just know John is going to pull a monkey and mess everything up.

by WalkinCrow December 7, 2013

Pulling a McDouble

Masturbating using a McDonald's McDouble instead of a sock. Using enough force to generate friction to melt the cheese and use as lube is recommended

My plans fell through with my girlfriend so I ended up Pulling a McDouble.

by Big Dik Nik January 30, 2015

Pull A Castro

To secretly obtain information

Pull A Castro. Darnel (after plucking hairs from Little Chubby through the toilet plumbing): "I had to do the same thing to Castro. This was a walk in the park compared to that."

Little Chubby (seeing the missing hairs): "(the) bastard pulled a Castro on me!"

by Sluffy1 February 18, 2015

pulled a benson

To make a false statement due to ignorance or in an attempt to appear more knowledgeable than one really is.

John pulled a benson when he spoke of songwriting.

by Musicmaster March 5, 2015

Pulling a Putin

Disappearing for an extended period of time.

Person 1: Where's Bob? I haven't seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.

by wangodango March 27, 2015

Pulling A Harrison

When there is an awkward moment between two people and one person decides to make it even more awkward than it already is.

Person 1: I think I am gay
Person 2: Umm, sometimes I fart when I laugh
Person 1: Wtf dude stop pulling a Harrison on me

by Not Actually Putin May 4, 2015

Pulling a janis

Someone who takes Wayy to long passing that dank

HURRY UP GEORGE AND PASS THAT DANK YOURE PULLING A JANIS, A MAD JANISS

by Darkeydark June 2, 2015