by imnotthewerewolf December 9, 2021
Get the Paul Ruddmug. Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.
We all love a Paul.
We all love a Paul.
Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023
Get the Paulmug. That bloke takes cock from the retirement home and sucks the smegma off his uncles cock, such a Paul Light
by Dave Light October 4, 2022
Get the Paul Lightmug. awesome..
by legendaryl February 5, 2010
Get the Paul Darylmug. by Martixmarco April 3, 2023
Get the fucking Peter to make love to Paulmug. Ramdom girl:I'm from Pakistan
Jake Paul:Where's your stupid thing you where on your head, oh, you're from Pakistan? RUN
Jake Paul:Where's your stupid thing you where on your head, oh, you're from Pakistan? RUN
by Noncemania21 December 29, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. by LGM1308 November 23, 2021
Get the Paulmug.