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money cake

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay
by Sexydimma February 14, 2015
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Money

It does cost money to feed and house slaves. Food got cheaper over time. Leisure activities are cheap. Remove the restriction of race and you have an entire population of slaves that breed themselves. Use social gatekeeping and nepotism to keep your gutter-filth kids above the rest of them. Hurray indefinite wage slavery mediated by people who will literally steal half of your money to buy mansions. They’ll also steal whatever creative achievements they feel you don’t deserve. Slavery still exists.
Hym “I heard 80% of your money is given to you now-a-days. If self-help actually worked you would be out of business by now. You’re selling wage-slaves... telling them to work harder? That’s what you sell. While you use their money to work less hard and your piece of shit fuck-trophies pull themselves up by YOUR bootstraps. It’s unacceptable when I do it. You are actively trying to stop me from doing (in your conceptualization) what they are doing. Because it isn’t a meritocracy. It’s status mediated be successful breeders.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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Fixie Money

Making money from riding a fixie or sarcastic way to describe not making a great deal of money.
Johnathan: Did you start your new job at McDonalds?
Lucas: Ya bro, I’m making Fixie Money now.
by FixedGearFreeStyle August 20, 2025
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money monkey

Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast
Oh my look at money monkey if only he didn't act so immature
by big D boii February 21, 2017
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Moon Money

The money you spend from your moon bag / profits from an investment that has mooned.
Just bought a new Tesla with moon money from my dogecoin bag. LFG!!!
by LowerCasel September 5, 2021
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jill on money

Girl: has anyone ever offered to pay you to masturbate?

Girl 2: yeah I Jill on money sometimes
by Markymarkandtheshortcrew June 12, 2018
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J money

J money means to lie or to cap
Friend 1 :some girl said she’d give me head
Friend 2: j money
by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022
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