Mexican Fleshlight®

An additional burrito added to ones order for the sole purpose of fucking it.

Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.

by papa wheelie January 26, 2015

Mexican Reach Around

When you lean over and you reach your arm around your 6 kids to slap your pregnant and obese wife in the ass.

In the nearest slummiest corner 7/11 store, as his 6 kids were begging for Mango Chili Lollipops, Jose looked over to the obese and pregnant Rosa, and decided it was time to give her the Mexican Reach Around.

by DaddyDaddyLover420 December 26, 2016

Mexican Flag Shaft

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Mexican heritage.

In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Mexican flag shaft.

by Thenickfebicoffical March 4, 2022

mexican mud pie

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

Mexican street taco

Similar to a rusty trombone, but with diarrhea. In some locales, hot sauce is serves on the side. Pics costs extra

I wanted a rusty trombone but had chipotle that night, and had I settle for a Mexican street taco

by Herecomesboot August 5, 2017

Mexican One Bedroom

Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.

A location which has too many people for the available space.

"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"


"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."

by john the heeb April 30, 2009

mexican hockey team

n. body of persons clustering in small groups ranging from five to six individuals for the purpose of consumerism, esp. Walmart.

As I approached the store front I passed a mexican hockey team carrying bags of their recently purchased goods.

by scabbrain April 3, 2010