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john cena

A cool wrestler who some douchebags are jealous of because they resent guys with talent and attitude.
You only hate John Cena cause youre a douchebag.
by zzzboy56 August 21, 2009
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John Paulo Nase

The leader of SB19. He's a multi-talented person. He's the one behind their songs that A'TIN and most people have heard, digested, and got a lesson on. Like the other members, he can sing, dance, rap, compose a song--name it. He's like a 5-star chef who cooks high-quality beats and melodies and creates never-before-seen "dishes" (songs). He's one of a kind. A masterpiece. A man who taught us lots of lessons in life. One of his remarkable quotes is, "Everything you said about me, it does not matter to me. I'll show you what I can do. This is who I am. I'll make you eat everything you said."
John Paulo Nase roars with confidence. He sings with all his heart, he performs and slays the stage like there's no tomorrow.
by Stan SB19 for a better life October 7, 2020
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John Roberts Laws

21st Century US laws that restrict voter turnout among minorities and people with limited incomes.

In Shelby County v. Holder, 2013, the US Supreme Court declared parts of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 unconstitutional in a 5-4 decision. The majority opinion was written by Chief Justice John Roberts. Only justices appointed by Republican presidents voted to strike down the law.

Chief Justice Roberts later wrote in McCutcheon: There is no right more basic in our democracy than the right to participate in electing our political leaders.

McCutcheon removed aggregate spending limits on campaign contributions.

Linda Greenhouse @ NY Times noted: Roberts's subject then was the right to spend money in politics, not the right to vote. If people conclude that the current Supreme Court majority cares more about the first than the second — surely a logical inference — the court will have entered a dangerous place.

After Shelby, many states with a history of poll bias - previously ended by the Voting Rights Act - passed laws designed to suppress voter turnout. These laws include so-called Voter ID laws, reductions in early voting, and restricting acceptable ID to ID more often held by Republicans - for example, Texas polls accept gun licenses, but not state college ID.

In honor of Chief Justice John Roberts opinion in Shelby, and the similarity of laws that followed to Jim Crow laws, these laws are now known as John Roberts Laws, aka Voter Suppression Laws or the Republican Poll.
Republicans were embarrassed by undemocratically winning a gerrymandered House majority while losing the popular vote for it in an un-American fashion, so they declared a fake mandate and passed a bunch of John Roberts Laws to punish and disenfranchise the people who voted against them.
by Moo Paradigm October 30, 2014
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john white

“who’s that retard making out with his phone”
“yeah it’s that nigga John White”
by BritishHater777 October 9, 2019
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John Rivers

A tranny, typically of African American descent, that enjoys DUBSTEP and little girls.
In a chat room:

Person 1: <Asks for nudes>
Person 2: He's such a John Rivers!
Person 3: Let's block him.
by ChingyChong August 14, 2011
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Porta John

A man who has sex with a hooker in his or someone elses car.
Man ive been workin all night and got nothing but a bunch of porta johns.
by Zell Faze May 16, 2009
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John Kerry

A moderate Democratic Senator, different ranking methods rate him between the 12th and 22nd most liberal Senator, he is in the center of the Democratic Party. Voted for the Iraq War. During the Democratic primary most people said they voted for him for no other reason than him being "electable". In exit polls 80% of the people who voted for Kerry said they were going on what they had seen on TV, 20% had actually researched all of the candidates. It was the opposite for Dean, 80% of the people who had voted for Howard Dean had researched all of the candidates. He was not a "flip-flopper", he never changed his mind on an issue, but on many issues he was deliberately vague. Contrary to Republican propaganda he did have one consistent position on Iraq.

Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
I'm sick of the Democratic Party nominating conservative Democrats, it's time to have a real liberal like Dennis Kucinich run for President. I will admit that Kerry was slightly better than Clinton or Gore.
by j05h May 16, 2005
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