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Shoe-eating

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021
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Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.
Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.
by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017
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Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable
Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."
by Bonbonben May 28, 2017
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Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
by Cryphippus December 27, 2024
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eats more than caes

When something is so good, it eats so if something eats more than caeso (a YouTuber) then it eats a lot.
Eg. Wow your oufit eats more than caeso.
by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025
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Eat bricks

When you get in an argument with someone and don’t speak with them for a certain amount of time
He pissed me off so now he’ll eat bricks until I get over it.
by Redrover November 6, 2020
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Eat my ass

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An edible chocolate anus
I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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