Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

-crack

Suffix replacing last syllable of a word to indicate addictive qualities. Popularized by evercrack and warcrack.

Danii: Want to party with me tonight?
Jacques: Can't, playing Ever-crack.

by null_device December 18, 2008

Cracked

Cracked is a term to mean somebody is a fucking sweat that killed you last game... basically

Watch out. That asshole is cracked

by That Mofucka April 16, 2020

Jack in the crack

Sum hyna on tiktok saying "Jack in the crack"

jack in the crack jack in the box

by Kash2400BlockHugger December 23, 2023

crack whore

a whore who does crack or a whore who gets cracked

that bitch becky is a crack whore.. she does a lot of crack..

the bitch sidney is a crack whore.. she’s a whore and she gets cracked..

by 𝔇𝔫𝔫𝔩𝔣𝔯𝔩 July 13, 2025

Cracking

When a trans person realizes they are trans, in reference to being an egg.

"When I realized how much I wanted to be a different gender, I finally started cracking

by That girl you may know June 7, 2021

crack

noun

Any sort of energy drink that would have similar effects as the drug crack but of no similar intensity. to have energy, be awake, peppy, etc. by means of an energy drink when one is tired or down.

Legal crack.

Student 1: You look tired. You had some 'crack' today?

Studnet 2: No. I stayed up all night studying. I should get some crack, huh?

by Foxracing808 January 24, 2008