Ben the weapon

It says it all the in the title (and on the end of his 5ft nob). He's a weapon

Is that? NO WAY! that 40 year old is with Ben the weapon

by ManagerMan May 9, 2022

Ben

A boy that looks like a mf cinnamon roll with all them fat rolls. He got freckles that cover his whole damn face. His dick only be the size of a chihuahuas leg. He is a sexist pig that luers girls in by being nice and then raping them in a pirtapotty at a siccer game. He tries to put his finger uo butts and blames everyone else. YeH if you know a Ben you nigut not want to follow hum into. Portapotty.

Oh you know Ben?! Dont go into a portapotty with him he will rape you.

by Random human 234 April 26, 2019

Ben Smalley

Best Person you will ever meet never shy best guy he will be your best friend aka steal your girl he is the best of the best bens if u know a Ben you already know they are the best but when they have Smalley has there last name they are officially the best person ever

Friend:Where’s my GF

Ben Smalley:My names mr Steal yo girl

by Ben Smalley January 27, 2021

Ben

Ben is one gnarly dude. Standing a little taller than the rest, Ben outshines the competition with his rockin' sense of humor, his amazing improv skillz, and most importantly... in bed;-) Ben isn't down for anyone who won't goof-y it up. What is especially key to note is that Ben appreciates a nice review after services have been provided.

"Bennnn." *Joey from friends voice*
"Ben, you remind me a bit of Aiden from Sex and the City."

by elizabethhtebazile January 31, 2019

Ben Schuey.

The homie under any circumstance. A Ben Schuey is an extremely rare personality, as he outranks every other male in the socio-sexual hierarchy. An absolute bringer of amazing vibes every time. Ben Schuey is a friend you want to have.

Ben Schuey: “ Yoooo, not to name drop but Ben Schuey and I are about to create the best bass-line ever. You in???” He vibrates amazingly always. It is his purpos. I dare you to find a circumstance where this man won’t vibe. It is the definition of Ben Schuey.

by sneak fucker February 19, 2022

Bennie (Ben)

Someone so perfect and undescriblely BEAUTIFUL. He is amazing,understanding,kind,funny, sweet, modest,fashionable, athletic, and well-rounded person out their. He is one of a kind. If you are called a bennie it is the best compliment out their,unfortunately there is only one true bennie tho

Omg he is such a bennie (Ben)

by Bennielover111 October 20, 2019

Ben

Abusolute stud with a huge hairy penus

man I wish I was a ben

by Gaysexhomo July 5, 2022