emo bean 

A person who is an emo but denies it and often leads 2 vilolence if you call him an emo

hey holmzy ur an emo bean
Homzy: im fuckin not u cock *hits me*
no need 2 cry bout it u emo
Holmzy: arrr *dead arms me*
Just go slit ur rists

emo bean by George melhuish December 6, 2006

Bean Sprout 

When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.

today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.

it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.

Bean Sprout by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011

bean juice 

After anal sex, a leakage of sperm and poo

i bean juiced all over my sheets after being taken up the arse

bean juice by jamie farrell May 13, 2005

BEAN

a word for an oxycontin pill. because the 80 mg pills are green and it looks like a green bean. the term can also be used for the 40mg pills which are not green but they are called beans. you can smoke, snort, shoot, or just eat it, AND GET HELLLLLA HIGH. to smoke the pill, scrape off the green coating, throw it on a piece of foil, use a TOOTER (a straw, or hollowed out pen or something) light it up and watch it melt across the foil, use the tooter to inhale the smoke. (alzhiemers may be a long term side effect so keep that in mind)

you wanna go half on a bean?
i smoked 5 beans yesterday.
have you been getting ur vegetables? hahah
that mother fucker jacked me for alll my beans.
omg i dropped my bean under the seat and cant find it wtf... there goes 50 bucks :(

BEAN by beansmokin since 94 June 20, 2009

Beanstalk 

A cute tall guy named Blaizen

I like this guy, he is such a beanstalk

Beanstalk by gayshit726 May 9, 2020

beansbeansbeans 

Beans in strange places make for good cursed images 😏

beansbeansbeansbeansbeans

beansbeansbeans by discofox June 15, 2020

jackin' the beanstalk 

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.

Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.

jackin' the beanstalk by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022