May 12th

National Tall Appreciation Day

Person 1: hey it's may 12th.
Person 2: oh yeah you're right well I just wanted you to know that I appreciate you.

by Lost&MainlyAfraid May 12, 2023

Gote muh mai aagaye

When you are sitting in a auto rickshaw and you can't feel your wallet between your negligible butt cheeks and rock hard wooden seat

Ajj Papa ne cigrette pite pakad liya mere toh gote muh mai aagaye

by Desification_ April 4, 2025

May 26th

If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr

X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr

by boujie grr June 18, 2022

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

May 27th

Kiss a girl named lexi day

“Today is may 27th, did you make sure to kiss lexi today?”

by Lexi's boyfriend😁 May 18, 2022

may 27th

may 27th wear sunglasses to school day

hey its may 27th sunglasses day!

by webblingmore May 28, 2022

May 19th

National Send Your Girlfriend A Fine Ass Photo Day

Whoever sees this has to send their girlfriend whatever sexy, fine, or “suggestive” photos they have IMMEDIATELY.

And that’s photos PLURAL, so MANY.

(Lowk made this to mess with my boyfriend but yall use it too!!!)

“Damn I need him so bad rn…oh right, it’s May 19th!!”

by Nami2K May 19, 2024