by Mix-Race Man On Road July 31, 2018

For the people that don't like the big hand job explanation, how could anybody know that the Big bang is fact? No humans were alive more than a few million years ago they say, to verify that there was any Big bang, so it seems like speculation rather than fact.
Not everybody is going to like a joking explanation of something, even the Big bang, but that doesn't mean people shouldnt question it.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

Oh no! It's Pelly Bang
It is?! I heard he was pretty bad and not so good
IM PELLY BANGAND I WILL BE PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES!!!
It is?! I heard he was pretty bad and not so good
IM PELLY BANGAND I WILL BE PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES!!!
by Pelly Bang May 12, 2023

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016

1)A loud noise that comes from something when it is hit really hard.
2)To have sex.
3)To hit (a nail or other object) into something (a piece of wood).
2)To have sex.
3)To hit (a nail or other object) into something (a piece of wood).
1) What was that loud bang I just heard?!
2)I just bang(ed) him last night.
3)I need to bang this nail into this piece of wood.
2)I just bang(ed) him last night.
3)I need to bang this nail into this piece of wood.
by Hammer Guy June 13, 2017

It is when you make fun of someone for being retarded and you mock them and go like ueeuueuhhhueuheuhhuehheuhehh *bangs chest hardly* euheueuhueuhuhehuhuueuh
This kid named yards: blblplpss ahohaaa woo hooioo *tenses mussles up wierdly*
Me: thinks with my brain "should i mock him... yes" euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)
Me: thinks with my brain "should i mock him... yes" euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)
by imabigyearold3 January 25, 2023

Bang Chan is my husband and the hottest man you will ever see in your life. He is literally perfect and so so so so cute and the best leader of stray kids that anyone could ever ask for. Did I mention he’s very hot? And he’s funny and Australian king.he thinks he’s ugly though :( WE LOVE BANG CHAN!!!
by Joci_yessss August 8, 2025
