Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple

A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier

by kohnik March 10, 2025

Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Lisa Apple

It’s Lisa from the simpsons but she became an Apple

Lisa Apple is the goat

by megadoodoo June 16, 2025

Bad Apple

Nagareteku toki no naka de demo
Kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo
Mienaiwa sou shiranai?
Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku
Toki no sukima ni nagasare tsuzukete
Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado
Watashi wa watashi sore dake

Bad Apple

by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) June 30, 2025

Schrodingers Apple

When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed

Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple

by Iamgay light July 8, 2025

Sugar Apple

1. a fruit that is not a kind of apple, but still has the name apple
2. a fruit that many people want in this hit game called "Grow a Garden" on roblox, because it apparently is rare and cool.

1 "ima eat a sugar apple"
2 "SUGAR APPLE IN STOCK 3 MINUTES LEFT!!"

by elementalelement July 12, 2025

Accokeek apple pie

Fucking an apple pie to the brink of climax then pulling out your phallus and inserting it into your partner using the apple pie excrement as lube until you creampie

She gave me an Accokeek apple pie because shes a futa

by XDBALLS July 16, 2025