ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)

person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?

by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020

Ur Mom

A derogatory phrase used for pretty much no reason and in no context that makes sense, but also the woman I spent the night with yesterday.

"Hey David, how was the pizza?"
"It was pretty good."
"Ur mom was pretty good haha."
".."

by The Milkman1 January 6, 2021

ur mom

ur mom. the one who birthed you out of a lasagna

ur mom is pretty GAY (good at yoga)

by lemon.turtle April 2, 2019

Ur mum gay

A insult used by many 6-12 and can easily be reversed by using a reverse card or saying no u

Bob:ur mum gay
Eric:no u

by Wikipedia boiiiiii January 11, 2019

Ur brother a mother

This is a term worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" , "ur granny tranny", or even "ur sister a mister"...
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity

Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*

by SavageSpaghettiSixtus May 12, 2018

ur mom

literally your mom that's all

carlos: what did you do last night
jimmy: I was doing ur mom

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

Ure

Abbreviation on the internet for the word "You're" that is generally used when you don't have many available characters left to get your point across. While for the most part staying gramatically correct.

"There is no way ure this fucking stupid"
"Ure literally so pathetic"

by 80bbyJ0 June 3, 2024