A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.
A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
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To aggressively masturbate while upside-down. Ideally done with the head well below the waist for minimal blood flow to the brain.
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Get the Turkey Turd mug.When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.
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When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
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When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
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Get the rim-turd mug.When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
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