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toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
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torch

To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.

Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.
I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.
by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009
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Toucan Stamp

A term for a girl with a extremely large nose. Resembling a toucan.
Damn look at that pale bitch, she has a big azz toucan stamp!
by 884sdoow December 25, 2009
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Tonching

Eddie grossed out his girlfriend by texting tonching to her.
by geecarr85 August 14, 2010
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Tough Turkeys

Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.
Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?

Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.
by zoostory May 16, 2011
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torch bazooka

A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch
Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"

Player 2: "K, give me a target"

Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"

Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"

Player 1: My turn

Player 2: The water tank
by santaklawze August 2, 2012
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torchman

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