Potato Expert

Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.

Damn Hayden you a potato expert.

by LuxInATux July 21, 2022

roasted potato

im a roasted potato

shes/hes a roasted potato

by imweird.com November 17, 2017

Potato

God

Potato is my religion

by \` June 1, 2020

Hot Potato

The big chunk of ash that falls off the blunt when it’s your turn because everyone else before you was too lazy to ash it.

“I’ve hot potatoed on Brad’s bed so many times.”
“I hot potato every time Chad is to my left.”

by greensnbeans May 24, 2019

The potato theory

A webcomic about space-time travel based on the potato theory in which people can travel by shoving potato mix into a tangerine and throwing it really fast to create a vortex into space-time to go to another dimension
read here:
tapastic com/series/Potato-Theory

"What are you doing with all these tangerines and potatoes?" Proving you the potato theory is real

by God_potato January 25, 2016

Hot Potato

This term is used to describe someone who has 'verbal diarrhea', speaks fast without breaks, and usually has speech that is discombobulated, hard to understand, or difficult to hear;

Someone who is speaking so fast, as if they have a hot potato in their mouth that they are trying to cool down;

When a person sounds like they have a hot potato in their mouth;

When a person is trying to talk with their mouth full, but there is nothing in their mouth;

It sounds like gibberish speech.

That person is hot-potatoing...

"Stop hot-potatoing!"

"You are hot-potatoing again!"

Why did you hot potato?

"Speak properly - I can't hear you with all that hot-potatoing..."

by Aamich December 12, 2023

Potato

Potato is a dull or boring person.

Johnny: I think I'll take a walk today because it's supposed to be nice outside.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019