A person who proposes or believes in conspiracy theories. It is a term that can describe someone who has found the "absolute truth" through their "Research" of verified documentaries, informative books or videos found at the bottom of the Internet. Anyone who does not agree with a conspiracy theorist are either part of the people who are trying to cover up this so called "Conspiracy" or too stupid to see it. Conspiracy theorists will try and get you to "open your eyes" or "Wake up", but unfortunately some people are apparently too scared to "Research" and find out the truth and "Destroy their happy perception of the world"
A conspiracy theorist is characterised by the belief that:
"9/11 was used as a way of extreme profit, and to cover up the vanishing of the 2.1 trillion dollars from the pentagon."
"There is a pedophile ring that Hollywood and many other elites have ties to, a fraction of it was exposed by the Epstein case, but it's likely they killed him right before he exposed the rest of it"
"The Covid19 pandemic is being used to increase control by enforcing rules that are seemingly used to combat a disease, yet the disease has not been isolated and thus has not been proven to exist"
"The COVID vaccine is being used to isolate the non-compliers from the rest of society, those who don't take it will lose many of their rights because they are disgusting, selfish tinfoil hat wearing idiots that don't care about my nan."
"The world is ruled by Alien shapeshifting lizards, duh"
And many more.
"9/11 was used as a way of extreme profit, and to cover up the vanishing of the 2.1 trillion dollars from the pentagon."
"There is a pedophile ring that Hollywood and many other elites have ties to, a fraction of it was exposed by the Epstein case, but it's likely they killed him right before he exposed the rest of it"
"The Covid19 pandemic is being used to increase control by enforcing rules that are seemingly used to combat a disease, yet the disease has not been isolated and thus has not been proven to exist"
"The COVID vaccine is being used to isolate the non-compliers from the rest of society, those who don't take it will lose many of their rights because they are disgusting, selfish tinfoil hat wearing idiots that don't care about my nan."
"The world is ruled by Alien shapeshifting lizards, duh"
And many more.
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Get the Homosexuality Theorem mug.1. A Conspiracy Theorist is an individual who strongly believes there is greater purpose behind everything and those around them who don't follow their narrative are "sheep", "brainwashed" or "gullible". Conspiracy Theorists generally use anecdotal evidence such as an event that happened in the past could be part of the upcoming event thay they believe is upon us. Even if the theory has been debunked, they will still continue following the false narrative because they generally want to believe what they want to be true and hear what they want to hear.
2. Or the new 2020 definition of "conspiracy theorist" can be used as a strawman or ad hominen against someone having a different opinion on how the covid pandemic should be handled, when in reality it is possible to he against the lockdown restrictions, but not be and anti masker, anti vaxxer or believing in tin foil hat theories.
2. Or the new 2020 definition of "conspiracy theorist" can be used as a strawman or ad hominen against someone having a different opinion on how the covid pandemic should be handled, when in reality it is possible to he against the lockdown restrictions, but not be and anti masker, anti vaxxer or believing in tin foil hat theories.
Example 1:
Person 1: Bill Gates predicted a pandemic five years ago, so I believe that this is all a pandemic and he is going to fund for a vaccine which will have a microchip and everyone will be under his control for the New World Order (NWO)
Person 2: You sound like a crazy Conspirscy Theorist, you go keep that tin foil hat on of yours while I listen to science.
Person 1:Shut up you brainwashed sheep, you do know sage scientists are funded by the government and have to lie for them so they don't go against their wishes.
Example 2:
Person 1: I don't think lockdown is an effective strategy to use for the battle against Coronavirus (Covid 19).
Person 2: You stupid tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist!!
Person 1: Bill Gates predicted a pandemic five years ago, so I believe that this is all a pandemic and he is going to fund for a vaccine which will have a microchip and everyone will be under his control for the New World Order (NWO)
Person 2: You sound like a crazy Conspirscy Theorist, you go keep that tin foil hat on of yours while I listen to science.
Person 1:Shut up you brainwashed sheep, you do know sage scientists are funded by the government and have to lie for them so they don't go against their wishes.
Example 2:
Person 1: I don't think lockdown is an effective strategy to use for the battle against Coronavirus (Covid 19).
Person 2: You stupid tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist!!
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