A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.
I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(
by TMG4Lyfe December 7, 2019

by Pennstategirl_14 August 22, 2016

a special booty surprise is when you are having anal sex and the girl accidentally shits on your dick
by incognitio November 7, 2022

When you and your partner orgasm intensely together and it lands on your balls and your partner licks it up.
by Lightwitch98 September 24, 2022

Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

by Dr Jimeny Joebob Humperdink June 20, 2010

by Lehsndl January 22, 2024
