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school rumble 

One of the best comedy anime that exists thus far (2010). School Rumble is a love comedy that pokes fun at the love (or rather, lack of love) lives of typical high school students (including the class delinquent, the silent beauty, the perverts, the school beauty, the athletic cutie, the eccentric curry/kappa-loving mushroom-shaped hair dude...etc.).
The beauty of School Rumble is the anime's ability to avoid overly cheesy moments like those found in Shoujo animes. It's about 80%comedy, 10%romance, and 10%randomness.
Watch School Rumble! You'll love it. I certainly did.
school rumble by MineForever October 20, 2010
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school fight 

A fight that happens in school. Mostly in the bathroom for guys but for girls they also fight there too and also in the classroom, lunchroom, where ever you and the person u have beef with meets up.
Yo bro did u see that school fight? It was intense!

School Computers 

Giant overheating portals of fuckery, that you would think only exist in The Twilight Zone, that are kept hidden somewhere, within the swoltering hot magma chambers found somewhere in Mia Khalifa's asshole.
The entire school was evacuated when several of the School Computers spontaniously combusted.

School Dance 

Like any Dance, this is a time where it is acceptable for 13 year olds girls to dress as whores, and for boys to get away with sexual harassment. The only difference with a School Dance is, Your perverted teachers get to watch you "pop lock and drop it"
Girl #1 : Did you go to the School Dance on friday?
Girl #2 : Yah, Brad had his hands right up my skirt!
School Dance by Teleport5 March 31, 2009

School Bathrooms

Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.
I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.

School computer 

The term “school computer” means that a select computer takes 15 minutes to boot up and an additional 5 to load in your first search and cannot even run flash games above 45fps, usually 5-15 years old.
Kid: Dude this thing is like a school computer!
Kid2: And you just bought it?
Kid: Hell yea, and I’m pissed!
School computer by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

School Chairs 

The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.
Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?

Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.