Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.

Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!

by M-Train#51 February 03, 2011

geni-punch

The act of Punching someone in their genitals and screaming GENI-PUNCH as loud as you can.

Dude- His genitals got totaly destroyed by that geni-punch.

Other Dude- That poor, poor man.

by Mike Wazowski November 06, 2012

Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.

Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*

by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021

pocket punch

Vicious sex with ones belly button accompanied with violent anal fisting simultaneously.

"Hey Squirrel, you pocket punching tonight?"
"you know it."

by birdtrousers September 18, 2014

quinceañera punch

When the 2 kegs are empty at your prima’s quinceañera, and big punches start to ensue.

He hit that foo with a quinceañera punch aye.

by Jmen09 January 08, 2023

Punched in the face

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?

Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"

by Hym Iam July 03, 2024

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022