Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.
We all love a Paul.
We all love a Paul.
Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023
Get the Paulmug. Just having that name is an honor to be honest. Having That name probably means you are a fuckin beast and live at Athens usually called "o mpampa sou".
Anna: einai autos o paulos??!??
Akhs:nai mou gamaei thn aleksia kathe Mera Kai ama den stamathsw na lew Wei Tha mou xwsei mpounia kamia mera
Akhs:nai mou gamaei thn aleksia kathe Mera Kai ama den stamathsw na lew Wei Tha mou xwsei mpounia kamia mera
by Pauloukos November 20, 2021
Get the Paulmug. A catholic secondary school based in milton keynes. it’s better than all the other schools but everyone thinks catholic is boring but it’s so fun. skets lurk in the blocks of st. paul’s. in year 10 and 11 girls get pregnant and there are year 9 boys who date year 7s and year 8s and ask them for head.
by Coolio Kidio January 3, 2019
Get the St. Paul’s Schoolmug. Another generic singer who is only recognised by a single song which I don’t need to mention as everyone knows it. Aka a one hit wonder.
paul russell has other songs with other artists even saweetie u can see he tried hard not to be a one hit wonder but the music industry doesn’t do it like that. I only hear that one song he wrote on every popular radio station. Even the gif attached to this definition is the video to that song….
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025
Get the Paul Russellmug. Ramdom girl:I'm from Pakistan
Jake Paul:Where's your stupid thing you where on your head, oh, you're from Pakistan? RUN
Jake Paul:Where's your stupid thing you where on your head, oh, you're from Pakistan? RUN
by Noncemania21 December 29, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug.