Mexican Fleshlight®

An additional burrito added to ones order for the sole purpose of fucking it.

Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.

by papa wheelie January 26, 2015

New Mexican Nougat

The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.

Dude, last night was so wild, me and Laura got to try The New Mexican Nougat.

by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 25, 2018

Mexican Garbage Bag

A -LARGE- quantity of weed.

Tom: You smokin' with Joey tonight?
Tim: Yeah man, he's got a straight up mexican garbage bag.

by theicecreamman12 March 13, 2010

mexican mud pie

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

mexican hockey team

n. body of persons clustering in small groups ranging from five to six individuals for the purpose of consumerism, esp. Walmart.

As I approached the store front I passed a mexican hockey team carrying bags of their recently purchased goods.

by scabbrain April 3, 2010

Mexican street taco

Similar to a rusty trombone, but with diarrhea. In some locales, hot sauce is serves on the side. Pics costs extra

I wanted a rusty trombone but had chipotle that night, and had I settle for a Mexican street taco

by Herecomesboot August 5, 2017

Mexican One Bedroom

Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.

A location which has too many people for the available space.

"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"


"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."

by john the heeb April 30, 2009