Hot_Milfy_Mom 

A Hot_Milfy_Mom is an untamable mythical god who rains down Milfy Milk. Milfy milk has the capabilities of pruducing diamonds when soaked into tokens. A hot_Milfy_Mom can be found seducing men all around the world with her every move and word, with the utmost reserve of Lohan-ness.

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Hot_Milfy_Mom by bret21 November 25, 2011

Your Mom 

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

Your Mom by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

MIA mom 

An MIA mom is "missing in action." She is totally unavailable for her kid or teachers. MIA moms are not there on the first day of school, back to school night, open house, and can't be reached for conferences.

Marissa's mother is an MIA mom. We've called home three times and the Vice Principal even went to her apartment to try to find her. Actually, we don't know if Marissa even has a mom. Related to helicopter mom, SCUD parent.

MIA mom by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008

Your mom 

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.

Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!

Your mom by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009

good mom 

A woman that brings children into this world and tries her hardest to keep them happy no matter what she is going threw or how she feels. Even if she fails she keeps trying

She is a good mom because her kids still believe in her.

good mom by Ralonda April 19, 2018

Mad Mom Disease

a disease that moms get when they have children. Symotoms include: excessive nagging, overprotiveness, and constant interrogation

Baxter: Tyler's mom got Mad mom disease.
Dutch:I know right
Baxter: All while we was out, she kept caling asking him when he's coming and when we left she tried to leave with us!
Dutch: When I was on the phone with him she kept asking him about our conversation!

Mad Mom Disease by emoheart December 27, 2009

Boomer Mom 

1.A woman resembling a "Boomer" from Valve's Left 4 Dead series.

2.A mother who accompanies her daughter everywhere.

Person 1: What happened man?

Person 2: FUCKIN BOOMER MOMS!!!!

1: Did she vomit on you again?

2: Yep...

1: Get ready to fight the horde

Boomer Mom by patman2492 May 15, 2011