Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass

Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

Author

Miss Katie Payne

by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

Dutch hookah

Farting in a cpap

I gave her the Dutch hookah while she was sleeping with her cpap on

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

Dutch hookah

Farting into a cpap

I gave her a Dutch hookah by farting into her cpap while she was sleeping

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023