doing a rookie cookie

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.

Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

by CockBlock29 June 12, 2018

Doing a Heidi Allen

Doing a Heidi Allen is generally described as opining on something you have no knowledge of and trying to support your position with factually incorrect data. It is also a term used to describe someone shamelessly self promoting.

Come on dude, that's clearly not a sensible thing to do; you're doing a Heidi Allen

by UmbraHorse May 27, 2018

yippie dippie do

An almost archaic statement used by "Yippies" (The predecessors of Hippies, who were ultra-political and counter culture revolutionaries) to explain excitement, approval or irony.

Jerry Rubin: "Far out! I just scored a huge lid of grass, I'm gonna light a Doobie and use it to ignite this gasoline soaked American Flag! Yippie Dippie Do!"

Pre-Hippie-Burnout: "Groovy, but don't fart around that, the explosion will light my white dude fro, and totally harsh my mellow, maaaaan!"

(Tokes the spliff)

by High Hiter April 21, 2019

Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.

Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.

by Skooooobs June 5, 2019

doing the ouija board

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.

I get off “doing the ouija board.”

by Amolly March 15, 2020

Do Not Look This Up

Wow. Just wow. You like beating the system don’t ya, madlad?
Like, are you that curious about what would come up?

- I’m gonna look up “Do Not Look This Up” on Urban Dictionary!
- I don’t think that’s a good idea...

by juicyguyzer May 10, 2020

DO NOT UBERCHARGE THAT SPY

Something typically shouted in a match of the popular game team fortress 2, when a medic, usually a noob or a streamer, decides to accidentally or purposefully ubercharge a spy.

DO NOT UBERCHARGE THAT SPY MEDIC OR I WILL SHOVE THAT MED-GUN UP YOUR MEM THROAT

by Bobthemess October 6, 2020