cum poor

a person who has not had sex or has has semen (cum) inside of them for a long time.

jerry: my girlfriend def wont be cum poor after tonight!
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name

by cupofdirtfordinner November 22, 2020

Cum Suckle

I strand of cum that gets sucked on

Did you suck on his cum suckle after the sex?

by piglegs November 29, 2020

Cum Taco

A taco in which you serve to someone while they're under the impression that the thick white stuff is sour cream, when its actually cum.

"Tyler, do you want a cum taco?"

by CrusadeToaster4 May 6, 2020

Cum-slut

A cumslut is a person who loves to take a huge load of cum.

When simon farts cum flows down his legs and ass-cheeks. He is a cum-slut

by Heymana May 13, 2020

Queer Cum

When you cum and it is not white. It is a weird color like yellow or grey.

Last night I had queer cum, it was yellow and it smelled like pee and cum combined, i then ate it and it tasted like popcorn.

by Professor Bronk May 14, 2020

Cum catcher

The cotton piece of fabric found near the camel toe area of thong underwear.

Damn, if it wasn’t for her cum catcher, it would be running down her legs.

by WV guido May 22, 2020

Dom Cummed

The act of being guilty of an offence but using friends or family in high places to get away with it.

Tracey, you know that guy who was the Prime Minsters chief advisor during the Covid-19 pandemic? He set the lockdown rules and then broke them himself... he totally Dom Cummed it! What a twat.

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob May 26, 2020