Angry Apple Disease

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short

Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!

by idiot! February 9, 2021

Jack Apple Chin

Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.

Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?

by CelticEagle February 9, 2021

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

Rainbow Apple Slice

Better than Twygz at bedwars now, he has officially got good.

Maybe one day I will be Rainbow Apple Slice

by zyxoelv March 22, 2021

Mighty Apple

Two cousins who made this religion up. Can be found as SweetieRebec and Farmergal. Mostly seen in MultiCraft. Religion consists of worship and hymns. All hail thy mighty apple!

SweetieRebec: All hail the mighty apple!
Farmergal: (angel singing)

by Sweetheart Rebecky April 10, 2021

Innocent_Apple

A child with no brain but loves arson and smoothies.
He is obsessed with the game The Legend Of Zelda

Is that Innocent_Apple? oh no, it's just some fire.
"A time, a place, a thing, a woman."
"SORRY I KNOW YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR BUT W O M E N"
"Choke on coke with no egg yoke"
"Stab shoot death penalty."
"Why did I steal his f-ing clothes..."

by YASAI April 12, 2021

Amelie Appleby

A name for the most perfect human alive. Usually a 5’4 girl from Hatfield Broad Oak who is loved by everyone around her. This word is very rarely used and it is only for the most special humans.

Person 1: Oh my god you are so perfect

Person 2: You are definitely called Amelie Appleby!

by amelieapplez April 28, 2021