agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.

Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American

by FriendOrFlake April 03, 2017

American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach August 30, 2006

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 10, 2021

British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 08, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome

American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 05, 2024