boner producer

Any type of noun, verb, adjective, or other form of matter which causes a boner or an erection (both male and female). It's actually pretty self explanitory. Can be pluralized as "boner producers". Can be an occupation; "boner producing".

That chick has a job in boner producing.
She's one hot boner producer.

by OK,iwon'tusemyrealname June 1, 2010

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boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.

Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…

He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.

by MValentine69 April 2, 2022

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Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.

Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.

by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023

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Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.

You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.

by Only_69 April 18, 2021

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