The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

The Murray Juxtaposition by anonymous June 3, 2022

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

The Murray Juxtaposition by anonymous June 3, 2022

The Dirty Jetnil 

The act of looking at yourself naked in the mirror, with your head between your legs, and fisting yourself until blood draws

My mom walked in on me performing The Dirty Jetnil... Safe to say i'm going to be grounded for a little while

The Dirty Jetnil by Xxx gay boy 123 February 11, 2023

The Pikapow Jake Show 

A Narcissistic Canadian YouTuber who you should watch since you searched me up on urban dictionary

“Hey Daryl what are you watching? Oh just this guy named the Pikapow Jake show”

The Pikapow Jake Show by The Pikapow Jake Show YT September 10, 2023

The Angry Johnson Thompson 

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

The Angry Johnson Thompson by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023

Jamal The 3rd Jr

A nigga that looks like a fucking chimpanze

Bro u Jamal The 3rd Jr Stop Acting Like A Nigga

Jamal The 3rd Jr by A Faggot Looking Nigger April 24, 2022

Torturing The Pain Junkie 

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them

Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie

Torturing The Pain Junkie by EmJayee November 10, 2018