Crack Addicts

someone who smokes an immense amount of crack-cocaine
Man: Yo some crack addicts are fucking in my basement right now, with an Opossum.
Nigger: That sounds like a hootin-hollerin time
by Buttrmlk October 30, 2019
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CRACK FOR TWO!

A female whom is pregnant and consuming a ridiculous amount of crack! Typically lacking any and all morals! A uneducated oxygen thieving human!
OMFG did you know that Ashley is still smoking crystal meth? Yeah she is having CRACK FOR TWO!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 07, 2021
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Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.
OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 07, 2021
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The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.
There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.
by Grenville Collins, August 03, 2007
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Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
by Dickbender December 05, 2021
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Jem-crack

Not only is she my "wife" but also the most rockiness person on the earth!!
by Ashcrack August 07, 2003
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Foolish dirty crack head

it means acting like a dinosaur in kid stores and knocking items off the shelf or just suffocating yourself with fruit roll ups,
The Most crack heads lurk the website called “tiktok”
Shut up ugly Foolish dirty crack head
by Jafakliem hiel May 16, 2021
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