Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is the guy that no one respects. He's self conscious and insecure dealing with confrontation through passive aggressive and manipulation. Ryan's always have a politician in the family but are too uncomfortable to admit it. He's the guy you want with you when picking up girls because you can use him as an example of how much better you are than him and other guys. Ryans are almost always simps that believe in love, but will always get cheated on.

Everyone needs a Ryan in their life.

That guys name is definitely Ryan, he's such a simp!

by Kinglsayer961 July 13, 2022

Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.

Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.

by barackryan July 18, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is that one guy who has a fat chode

yo you know Ryan?
yh
he got a fat chode

by ScottimusPrime July 18, 2022

Ryan Asian Gummy

The most beautiful person ever:)

Ryan Asian Gummy is such an amazing person

by MoyArmy:) July 23, 2022

Ryan David

The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…

A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)

Can you please tell Ryan David to stop hitting on every twink in the bar, isn’t one enough!?

by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022

Ryan

That one guy in his friend group has a model girlfriend. He stands up for his mates when they are in trouble, if one of his friends gets in a fight he will 100% get involved. He is extremely athletic and does a whole lot of sport.

Oh look it's Ryan, you must be happy to be his friend or girlfriend

by ℝy𝕫eシ︎ August 2, 2022