retardosaur

a person who is considered too old or inept to keep up with the latest technology. Often, the person will purchase the newest gadgets, but will rely upon a younger generation to help them use it.

"James is such a retardosaur, he bought a new iPod, but he doesn't have the faintest idea how to use it"

"I am so tired of downloading Bill's pictures from his digicam, he is such a retardosaur."

retardosaur by cyberbulldog October 5, 2009

retarded hooker 

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.

That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.

retarded hooker by flyawaynow October 9, 2009

Retardamis 

One who is far beynd being retarded or a retardaholic. The retardamis is someone that is a professional at being retarded. The best of the best; the elite

Come forth retardamis and explain to me what it is like to be truely retarded

Retardamis by Stengy18 January 13, 2010

Retardedly Drunk 

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

Retardedly Drunk by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010

retarded fight 

when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.

frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?

bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight

frank: haha fags

retarded fight by frankison longbottom June 25, 2010

retardido 

term meaning someone who is really stupid or acting stupid , not literally mentally challenged though.

jeff: " man i just landed that huge jump with my skate board and broke my leg"!

josh: " oh wow, you is one retardido"

retardido by goes to roosevelt HS November 10, 2011

Retardation

This is simply the process of becoming a retard.

My friend is going through retardation.

Retardation by Virtual Image October 21, 2017