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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024
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mr. poo

mr. poo is somebody very rude in india. who secretly throws monkey shit on your shoes. Then he acts innocent and shows you where the shoe shine is to make profit.
A: somebody just threw shit at my new balenciagas and showed me where the shoe shin is.
B: he's probably a mr. poo.
by joao manoel da roja bolanti October 19, 2021
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poo poo stinky

adj. bad, embarassing. Used as a derogatory adjective to describe either an action, individual, or object
That is really poo poo stinky of him.
by weewoo04 April 29, 2022
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glenny poo

glenny poo means very handsome black guy that gets lots of vagina
by James kapo November 30, 2016
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Poo Storm

A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.

Person 1: Oh shit man.

Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.
by Eerie-leo July 30, 2019
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Crazy Poo

when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.
"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"

"I just had a Crazy Poo!"
by GayManSal November 18, 2021
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