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Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.
Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.
by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019
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Porn

It's nice
Person 1: do you watch porn

Person 2: yea, it's nice
by Onesexydonnie November 14, 2020
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Porn

you fat idiot, you know what this is. you just searched it to get a little chuckle. go touch grass you pathetic heathen!
16 year old boy in puberty: *masturbating to porn*
dad walks in*
dad: you're pathetic
by shitting while ssleeping July 18, 2024
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Shut up, your in 4th grade with your friends in the classroom or at a sleepover screaming at every word you type in your not cool you weirdo but it’s just sex so there go brag to the kids in your class you know what porn is
Hey guys I look up PORN I’m so cool
by Youknowmeloser May 22, 2022
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Porn

A thing that every boy watches at least once to fulfill their pleasures of hormones. Here's a example of porn:
Porn 1
Sally: Hey Wilbur! Why did you invite me here?

Wilbur pushes her against the wall

Wilbur: I've been wanting to do this for so long...
He starts making out with her
This soon turns into his dick pumping in and out of her pussy, with her moaning so much that its not even funny
After they finish, they agree to do this every Saturday and Sally leaves.
by You're mom's gay October 10, 2022
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A.I. Porn

Did I tell you my A.I. porn story? No? Ok. So, I'm watching porn, right? And what do I stumble across? A familiar face. Not the chick in the news but a YouTuber. Her!? In a porn!? It couldn't possibly be! So I started watching. This is clearly fake.... Oh well *Bap bap bap bap bap* So, some time passes and apparently she found out about it and was pretty upset. Which was a little sad.. but the funny part is... I had already yanked it to her content BEFORE I found the A.I. porn! So.... The end result is the same whether the porn is there or not. I also saw some of a pop star and a politician. So that was neat.
Hym "A.I. Porn is bad.... Not for the consent reason because WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN MY LIKENESS IS USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION DO WE!? No. But it's bad because the quality is low. The facial expressions don't quite match the action. They usually copy the face onto something pretty plain.... It's bores me. Most porn is bad. Bad porn with a familiar face is only slightly more appealing."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2023
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boomer porn

Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.
All my father does all day, is watch Boomer porn
by The Big Labiaoski November 28, 2021
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