Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022
I met a really cool dude at the bar, but he got so drunk we did a Detroit Trash Can instead of taking taking him home.
The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.
The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.
by t pot February 05, 2019
<.7.9.7.6.>I Am In The States In Which When You Cannot, They, As Individuals Can Not Breathe. What Am, I. The Interpretation: "'An Occult Detective'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Am In The States In Which When You Cannot, They, As Individuals Can Not Breathe. What Am, I. The Interpretation: "'An Occult Detective'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
by radderman December 26, 2021
When someone has the outmost respect for what you’re saying and wants you to be comfortable. Usually used by someone who cares greatly about what is being discussed or at hand.
Person 1: I need some time to think over things, give me a bit before I respond.
Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.
Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.
by HonestyisCurrency February 24, 2023
After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.
by pluvuto February 09, 2021
When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.
My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
by dildosexual January 08, 2024