Baby me

Pamper me ( a cuter way of saying it :P )
Boyfriend : Hey, whats up?

Girlfriend : You dont even baby me now :(
by LilAshh August 25, 2013
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tard baby

Wow, with Jeff's new hair cut he looks like a tard baby
by poopmaker October 2, 2005
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baby names

What people who are about to have a baby search for online.
Often this types of people choose trendy or unique names. Some baby names mean something in some obscure language. But almost always, anyone who types "baby names" in a search-bar, are guaranteeing their child will either be a total pussy, or end up changing their name.
Female(or effeminate male partner): "What should we name our baby."
Male(or masculine female partner): "Sure, whatever you want honey, i'm watching the game"
Female(or effeminate male partner): "Why don't we look online for baby names?"
Male(or masculine female partner): "Yeah, Yeah, You do that sweety"
Female(or effeminate male partner): "How about Julio?"
Male(or masculine female partner): "Who is that our new gardener?"
Female(or effeminate male partner): "How about October, my friend is a Libra?"
Female(or effeminate male partner): "Yeah our baby should be named October."
by JesusCisc December 16, 2013
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Baby Beluga

A short fat girl that wears clothing thats to small for her. The term is derived from the beluga whale.
"i wish that baby beluga would pull her shirt down, you can see her rolls draping over her pants."
by G February 27, 2004
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baby momma's

Dead beat mothers, of all these crackers babies born out of wedlock, thus are now being supported by tax dollars of all working people.

There is a misconception that all black people on welfare, but Statistics show that there are more White bitches on welfare than any other race.

This just shows and proves the ignorance of honkeys once again.

Myth: People on welfare are usually black, teenage mothers who stay on ten years at a time.

Fact: Most welfare recipients are non-black, adult and on welfare less than two years at a time.

According to the Census->

65% are white
17% are Latino
13% are black

Other sources

39% white recipients
38% black

17% Hispanic

bottom line:

Accept is the Fact that there are More whites on on welfare thus more whites benefit from the American tax dollars than any other race Period.

They also get more SSI checks too.

:-)
welfare recipients baby momma's Myth
by Carte Blanche 4 u December 6, 2010
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Baby jail

My little cousin went to baby jail for shoplifting.
by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
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Kaiser Baby

An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.
"He was quite the Kaiser baby at first, but he grew-up to be adorable."
by Ula Barber January 14, 2008
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